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🛍️🎠BROWN BAG MYSTERY CLOTHING HASH đźŽđź›Ťď¸ŹDate: Saturday, August 17
Meet: 12:30 PM | Hares off: 1:00 PM
đź“Ť Location: Orchard Heights Park, West Salem
🧠Hares: Cum Guzzling Blowhard
Get ready for fashion disasters, size mishaps, and questionable fabrics—it’s Brown Bag Mystery Clothing Hash, where dignity goes out the window and your outfit is chosen by fate (and maybe a drunk hasher with a Goodwill problem).
Here’s how it works:
• Show up sober (or not), and draw a brown bag from the pile.
• Inside? A mystery costume piece that you MUST wear on trail.
• It might be sparkly, sexy, wildly too small, or disturbingly too large.
• If it doesn’t fit? Make it fit. Tuck it, tie it, belt it, rock it. No excuses.
🔥 Bonus Points for:
• The most tragically fabulous outfit
• Creative wardrobe malfunctions
• Using a thong as a hat
• Crying from laughter on trail
Trail will be short, stupid, and sassy. Bring your flair, your funbags, and your fashion fails.
Costumes not optional. Shame is.
🍻 DOWN DOWN DRESSED UP! 🍻
#BrownBagHash #MysteryOutfitMayhem #CherryCityH3 #FifthSaturdayFuckeryOnAThirdSaturday
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Event Venue & Nearby Stays
1165 Orchard Heights Rd NW salem Oregon , Orchard Heights Park, 1165 Orchard Heights Rd NW, Salem, OR 97304, United States
