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👻 Upcoming Hashmas Hash N+329Well, how time flies when you’re drunk… and just like that, we’ve stumbled into the very last Hash of 2025, a mere three days before Christmas. Most of you will already be fleeing Brasília to eat too much, argue with relatives, and pretend you like snow. Safe travels, wanks — enjoy the cold, the family drama, and the passive-aggressive hugs.
For those poor souls still trapped in Brasília… the Hash must go on.
Against all logic and good judgment, Union Jack-Off and Just Richard have volunteered (yes, willingly) to hare this final disaster of the year. The trail will start at SQN 203, aka Union Jack-Off’s backyard, so expectations should be set accordingly:
👉 a shitty trail that may or may not involve the Eixo, questionable shortcuts, and at least one moment of “why am I still doing this?”
Come out, make it big, make it messy, and let’s end 2025 the only way we know how — slightly dehydrated and deeply ashamed.
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📍 Start
SQN 203 – Bloco TBA (because planning is for other people)
🐍 Trail
Quadras, Eixo, underpasses, and maybe a park… or maybe regret
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🗺️ The Trail
🏃 Runners: LOL. Sit down. No running trail this time.
🚶 Walkers: ~5 km of an Instagram stroll — no filters, extra sweat, mystery scratches, and at least one emotional wobble.
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🍻 What to Expect (Besides Poor Life Choices)
🎭 Chalk Talk: Like a TED Talk, but louder, drunker, and fact-free.
🍺 Beer Stop: The exact moment your liver files a formal complaint.
🎉 Circle: Public humiliation, off-key chanting, and beer so warm it could legally be classified as soup.
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🌦 Forecast
Hotter than Lucifer’s bidet, with a strong chance of “oh for f*ck’s sake, rain again.”
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🧳 Packing List
• Sunscreen powerful enough to cook an egg
• A raincoat or human condom just in case it is raining
• Your liver’s final goodbye letter
• Any remaining dignity (it will not survive Circle)
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So lace up your shame-proof shoes, hydrate like it’s an Olympic sport, and come suffer gloriously with us.
This isn’t a run.
It’s group therapy — with beer, heckling, and the occasional accidental nudity.
On On, you magnificent disasters! 🍻🔥💀
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Event Venue & Nearby Stays
SQN 203, Asa Norte, Brasília - DF, Brasil, Brasília, Brazil
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