Name: Born On Beatmas – The Ruby Jubilee
Start: 2025-12-13T21:00:00-04:00
End: 2025-12-14T01:00:00-04:00
Location: The Garden Retreat

$Born On Beatmas \u2013 The Ruby Jubilee$

Every December 25th since 1985, two little legends were born into competition — not with each other, but with that birthday thunder-stealing guy named Jesus. (You might’ve heard of him — great hair, terrible timing.)
After four decades of sharing candles with carols, HR Department and Vera Gauche are finally reclaiming their spotlight — one massive birthday bash at a time. No reindeer, no nativity scenes, just pure beats, bass, and birthday energy.
Join us December 13th as we celebrate “Born On Beatmas – The Ruby Jubilee”, honoring 40 years of two icons who’ve turned every dance floor into divine intervention. Expect disco halos, techno miracles, and house so holy it’ll have you confessing by last call.
With an all-star supporting lineup featuring Chuck Bradshaw, Dale Mannette, Mulligan, Tommy Knuckles, and Saint Matthew, this one’s set to be a pre-holiday resurrection of rhythm and revelry.
So deck the halls, bless the decks, and let’s give these two the birthday they’ve always deserved — without sharing it with the Son of God for once.
We have limited capacity at this venue
Ticket $10 in advance send e-transfer to [email protected].
Please also send an email with attendees names to [email protected].
$15 @ the door (if tickets are not sold out)
From the slightest accent to a full outfit wear something the tone of a ruby to show your love to the birthday girls on their Ruby Jubilee!