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BLOOD, BOOZE & BAD DECISIONSAn R-Rated Barbarian Valentine with Droopel The Barbarian
Friday, February 13, 2026 • 8:00 PM (Doors & bar open at 7:00 PM)
The Bit Theater – 4034 Fox Valley Center Dr, Aurora, IL 60505
Tickets: $20
Ages 18+ recommended (Rated R)
Looking for a Valentine’s Day date night near Aurora and Naperville that’s not the usual dinner-and-a-movie? Step into a rowdy fantasy tavern for BLOOD, BOOZE & BAD DECISIONS, an R-rated improv storytelling show starring Droopel the Barbarian—where Dungeons & Dragons energy, Ren Faire swagger, and Friday-the-13th chaoscollide with romantic catastrophe.
This is not your polite little love story. It’s an epic saga with filthy audience participation, a dash of horror vibes, and a whole lot of “why did we say yes to this?” moments. Think: part mythic quest, part dating game, part ritual sacrifice—all fueled by the kind of bold, unhinged improvisation The Bit Theater is known for.
What to expect
• Raunchy humor and barbarian-level bad ideas
• Barbarian dating games (yes, really)
• Terrible love advice you absolutely should not take
• Public red flags raised proudly in the torchlight
• Consent-forward chaos (we keep it fun and respectful)
• Big Ren Faire / D&D / fantasy roleplayingvibes—no rulebook required
If you love Dungeons & Dragons, live improv, fantasy tavern energy, or you’re the kind of couple that thinks “romance” should include “danger” (comedic danger), this is your perfect pre-Valentine’s night out.
Who should come
• D&D fans and tabletop nerds
• Ren Faire regulars and cosplay-adjacent romantics
• Couples looking for a funny, adults-only Valentine’s date night
• Anyone who enjoys comedy with a darker, dirtier edge
Content warning
Rated R for strong language, sexual content, adult themes, and aggressively poor decision-making.
Not for kids. Not for the faint of heart.
Come laugh, cringe, and survive the night—only at The Bit Theater in Aurora.
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Event Venue & Nearby Stays
Bit Theater, 4034 Fox Valley Center Drive,Aurora, Illinois, United States
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