Bastard English Session: low budget special!

Fri Jun 12 2026 at 08:00 pm to 11:59 pm UTC+01:00

The Isis River Farmhouse | Oxford

James Bell
Publisher/HostJames Bell
Bastard English Session: low budget special!
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In light of Current Events™, this month promises to be the most cost-efficient Bastard session ever!
Rest your weary wallet as I, your favourite reasonably-priced folk music Stanley Tucci, will guide you through an evening of value entertainment.
So bring melodeons, or Fisher Price accordions, or a carton of milk that squeaks when you squeeze it, and bring of songs and tunes from the great historical tradition of English music, or failing that from English pop music, or failing that from 2022. Or maybe just ask an AI chatbot to spin up a few broadside-ballad-like-slightly-Stan-Rogers-inflected words and music.
Remember: it's not 'SLOP', it's 'Specialised Literature at an Optimised Price'.
There, that one was on the house. You're welcome.
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The Isis River Farmhouse, River Thames, near Iffley Lock,Oxford, Oxfordshire, United Kingdom

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