Name: All Roads Lead to Vilification Tennis
Start: 2024-05-26T23:30:00+00:00
Location: Strike Theater

Friends, Romans, masturbators, lend us your ears: we come to insult Caesar, not to praise him. But why stop at Caesar? We're taking on Nero, Claudius, and Marcus Aurelius, too! HELL, WHY STOP AT ROME? Those Ancient Greeks have been getting off light for too long. Watch your backs, Pericles, Plato, and Pythagoras: Vilification Tennis is coming for the ancients!
That's right, we're winding up our sheets and wreathing our laurels this month! Your tour guide Becci Schmidt will walk you through the crumbling ruins left in the wake of our insults. You'll laugh your sandals off as we make references your boyfriend statistically thinks about 69 times a day!
Tickets are $15+fees in advance and $20 at the door. Ticket link coming soon. MASKS REQUIRED FOR AUDIENCE MEMBERS. All performers are symptom-free and test negative for COVID within 12 hours of show time. (Ironically, we're the safest theater experience in town!)