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Thursday September 25th 5-7 pm Show up for Detention aka just Drop In.
This isn’t the heavy-handed “lesson learned” After School Special. This is the fun kind—the one with cookies, friends, and maybe a little wine-fueled note-passing.
📚 Tonight’s syllabus:
– Meet Bites by Kara (she’s basically the cool kid who brings the good snacks)
– Cookie boxes for sale $13.50 (pre-order = guaranteed A+ and the guarantee you’ll get one. )
– Cookie subscription box = a monthly surprise that deserves a gold star ✨
– Wine by the glass $7 + personal cheese boxes $10 = $17 A+ perfect study aids.)🍷🧀
– Social hour that counts as “extra credit”
The math checks out:
Cookies + Wine + Cheese = FU(n)
Pre-order ÷ Waiting = Gold Star
Snacks – Stress = Straight A’s
So sharpen your pencils, grab your Trapper Keeper, and get ready for the only homework you’ll be excited to finish.
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Event Venue & Nearby Stays
1300 Salem Road SW #900, Rochester, MN, United States, Minnesota 55902
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