Name: A RED ASTRO Halloween Party
Start: 2025-10-31T19:30:00-04:00
Location: The Rockpile

**🎃👻🕷️ DAZER MUSIC & RED ASTRO BAND PRESENT: HALLOWEEN HAUNT! 🎶💃**
**COSTUMES MANDATORY** *(if you’re cool… and let’s face it, you’re* ***definitely*** *cool)*
Prepare to warp into a night where neon nightmares collide with intergalactic grooves! This Halloween, Dazer Music and the Red Astro Band are blasting off to a dimension where *funk meets fear*, and the dance floor is your UFO. Strap in, space cadets—this ain’t your average pumpkin-spiced party.
**👽 DEBUT PERFORMANCE BY RUSSO!**
Witness the birth of a **supernova** as synthwave sorcerer RUSSO takes the stage for their FIRST-EVER LIVE SHOW! Expect basslines that rattle skeletons, retro-futuristic beats that’ll haunt your dreams, and a vibe so dark, it’s dripping in stardust. You’ll swear you’ve time-traveled to a 1980s vampire rave.
**🎸 RED ASTRO BAND: FUNKY. FRESH. FIENDISH.**
The galaxy’s grooviest aliens are back to melt faces with their signature blend of cosmic funk, psych-rock, and disco from another dimension. Think Parliament-Funkadelic meets *The Twilight Zone*—with a mosh pit. Dance or be abducted… your choice.
**💀 DJ SET: DANCE UNTIL THE GRAVEYARD SHIFT**
When the live acts fade, the undead DJ rises! Thump your fangs, twirl your cape, and shake your spectral tailfeathers to a mix of Halloween bangers, retro throwbacks, and bass drops sharp enough to carve a jack-o’-lantern. The party doesn’t stop until the sun cracks the horizon—or the zombies take over.
**🧛♂️ COSTUME CONTEST: PRIZES FOR THE WICKEDEST LOOKS!**
Slither in as a seductive space vampire. Glow as a radioactive cyborg clown. Or just… *be yourself* (if you’re terrifying enough). The most legendary costumes will snag intergalactic bragging rights AND killer swag.
**📅 WHEN:** October 31st (or forever regret it)
**📍 WHERE:** The Rockpile 5555 Dundas St. W
**⏰ TIME:**Doors 7:30 Entertainment begins at 8 PM ’til the aliens call it a night
**🚨 WARNING:** Capacity is limited, and ghosts get priority entry. **Secure your spot NOW** before it’s just a phantom memory.
Tickets at [LINK] • Costumes or consequences. 💀✨
**BE THERE… IF YOU DARE.**
*(Normal humans* ***not*** *recommended.)*