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STG PresentsA John Waters Christmas
Wednesday, December 2, 2026
The Neptune Theatre
Doors at 7pm
Show at 8pm
Reserved Seated
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People who don’t like Christmas make John Waters sick but sick people like his comedy and movies, sooo here we go again! The John Waters Christmas show is coming to your city and even though some of the local reindeer are horrified, the outsider elves are laughing out of their rotten little asses. You will too, bad little boys and girls and thems, because Waters has
his own Christmas List and you’re on top of his delinquent delights.
Slide up the chimney to this fast-moving, all-new radically religious X-mas revival. Father Fistmas Waters will top Santa, bottom for Krampus, and ask you to hop on this non-binary bobsled towards a batshit Bethlehem where even peace needs a little grease. It’s A John Waters Christmas and the entire world is yelling back, “HAPPY HOLE-A-DAY TO ALL!”
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Sale Dates and Times:
Public Onsale : Fri, 29 May 2026 at 10:00 AM
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Event Venue
Neptune Theatre, Seattle Arcade Rentals, Brooklyn Ave NE, Seattle, WA 98105, United States
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