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⛧ x ☤ x ☨ CHURCH OF DONKOLOGY 2: HEAVEN VS HELL ☨ x ☤ x ⛧ This is an urgent message for all Donkologists spread throughout the universe. THE TIME IS NIGH!!!! The forces of Hell gather in the darkness. The angels of Heaven fortify their bastion and prepare for the assault. The only question on their minds is: Which side will you choose to help?
Join us and take part in the holy war to end all wars!! The battlefield is set at Freedom Mills in Leeds on 01/03/2025! Although you will not be denied entry if you do not dress in the appropriate uniform for your chosen side, those who do not side with either Heaven nor Hell will be doomed to eternal purgatory!
Whoever you side with for this momentous battle, always remember... PRAISE DONK!
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☤ DJ FINGERBLAST ☤ For this historic event we have the pleasure of hosting our first off-world preacher! Hailing all the way from 'Planet Fun’, DJ Fingerblast has agreed to share with us the mythical secrets of the unique style of Donk developed on their home world.
☨ ALTERUM ☨ Here we have the one and only mum of mums, the champion of Mums Against Donk! Alterum will be gracing our sacred halls with their divine presence and kindly delivering a sermon on the dangers of the dark side of the Donk, and how it affects the young and vulnerable in our society.
☤ NOVA CHEQ ☤ After seeing his enlightening sermon and incredible moustache in a Bristol public toilet, we simply had to get this genre-fluid local legend to grace our church doors! We have full faith that Nova Cheq will deliver us another riveting exhortation.
☨ DJ ROYAL MAIL ☨ Finally we have the first returning holy apostle. The Hermes of Donkology, messenger of the gods: DJ Royal Mail. You all heard his divine teachings at our first congregation, and you can be sure his holy message will be delivered once again.
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☨ ORGALORG THE TEKNO LORD ☨
☤ DR BUMBERCREASE ☤
☨ NICE 'N' SPICY ☨
☤ DONK GORGON ☤
⛧ DONK ⛧ MAKINA ⛧ HARDCORE ⛧ TEKNO ⛧ & MORE ⛧
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Ω EARLY BIRD £8.50 Ω
☨ 1ST RELEASE £10 ☨
☨ FINAL RELEASE £12.50 ☨
Ω £15 ON THE DOOR Ω
Donkologists may be hell bent on the domination of the universe but we accept all genders, sexualities, colours, creeds and species throughout the known universe. This is a safe space and no discrimination of any kind will be tolerated.
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Freedom Mills, Freedom Mills, Washington Street,Leeds, United Kingdom
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