Name: ⚡️❤️🔥 KARDIO: YOGA EDITION (WWA - 28.03)❤️🔥⚡️
Start: 2025-03-28T23:00:00+01:00
Location: Klub Mechanik

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Namaste, Gym Bro/Sis! On March 28th, forget zen “oms”—we’re serving KARDIO (at MECHanik Klub!) to melt your chakras without a mat! 12 (TWELVE! Not a typo!) DJ-trainers means business. 😳 Picture this: “Downward Dog” meets “Cobra on the Dancefloor.”
WHAT TO BRING?
• Mat? Optional (the floor’s heated).
• Dumbbells? Mandatory (for lifting spirits… and weights).
• Stretchy pants? Mandatory (no one wants a wardrobe malfunction mid-cobra).
GET ON THE FB GOING LIST* BEFORE SOMEONE STEALS YOUR FAVORITE “POSITION”! 🧘🔥
COACHES (A-Z):
(Do not adjust your screen. These names are 100% real, 200% chaotic.)
🔹AZDRA (Kardio)
insta: https://www.instagram.com/azdra__dj
sc: https://soundcloud.com/azdra_dj
🔹CRYZADORA
insta: https://www.instagram.com/cry.zadora/
sc: https://soundcloud.com/cryzadora
🔹HARDER DANNY (Kardio)
insta: https://www.instagram.com/mlody__bug/
sc: https://soundcloud.com/harder_danny
🔹HELL'S CHILD
insta: https://www.instagram.com/hell_dubz/
sc: https://soundcloud.com/hell32
🔹JULIMBA (Kardio)
insta: https://www.instagram.com/dzhura.max/
sc: https://soundcloud.com/julimba
🔹KAMEHA (HUIKISUCHKI)
insta: https://www.instagram.com/_kamehamehameha_/
🔹LASTMESSIAH (Pumpin’ Night)
insta: https://www.instagram.com/_lastmessiah_/
sc: https://soundcloud.com/last_messiah
🔹NEKTØ (System)
insta: https://www.instagram.com/ddj_nekto/
sc: https://soundcloud.com/ddj_nekto
🔹PARTY POISON (Kardio)
insta: https://www.instagram.com/party_poison.fm
sc: https://soundcloud.com/party_poison_exe
🔹SCHELLT (Schissma/RaveKiev)
insta: https://www.instagram.com/schellt_music/
sc: https://soundcloud.com/schellt
🔹THEVODKA
insta: https://www.instagram.com/thevodkapl
sc: https://soundcloud.com/emiliamroz
🔹VǾLSH
insta: https://www.instagram.com/volshh/
sc: https://soundcloud.com/volshh
PLUR above all. Biceps optional, KARDIO mandatory.
💰 TICKETS:
CASH ONLY
💥40/50 PLN – FB Going List* (click “GOING” or risk FOMO)
💥60 PLN – Non-list rebels
📌 FB LIST SIGN-UP:
Click "Going" on the event page to get on the list.
🚫 "Interested" does NOT count as sign-up!
🕚 23:00 - 00:00 → 40 PLN
🕛 00:00 - End → 50 PLN
🚪Non-list Warriors:
🕚 23:00 - End: 60 PLN
📅 FB LIST CLOSES: March 27, 18:00
🔗 STALK US (respectfully):
📸 INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/kardio.exe/
📺 YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/@kardio_exe
🎧 RA: https://ra.co/promoters/122258
🔥Warning: Side effects may include sore muscles, euphoria, and sudden urges to yell “OM” in the club.