Whoopi Goldberg's toilet.
it’s all here. and it’s fully catered.
About this Event
$1800
(Storytelling)
Monday, January 12th, 2026
Doors 6:40PM // Show 7PM
$15 Pre-sale // $20 Day of
**Lineup subject to change**
Late Arrivals will be turned away 20 minutes after scheduled event start.
No Refunds or Exchanges. Tickets are Not Eligible for Resale and Resold Tickets Will Not Be Valid for Entry.
For the protection of our audiences we reserve the right to refuse service.
"Once, during a real low-point in my life, I found $1800 in cash. With a little detective work I could probably have found its rightful owner.
But would I? And why should I? What bad could possibly happen if I held onto it for a little while?
Well, a lot. In this solo show I discuss health, poverty, depression, autoimmune diseases and Whoopi Goldberg's toilet.
As gross, personal, and revealing as the evening might get, you should know one thing...
It's CATERED! By ME!
So come on down to Lyric Hyperion Theatre on Monday January 12th to laugh and cry over cheese tarts and baby carrots as I tell you about that time I found almost 2,000 dollars in cash!
Tragedy? Comedy? A little of both... in the end."
-David Crabb
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For Attendees requiring an Assisted Listening Device, you must submit a written request to venue operator 48 hours prior to listed show start.
FREE street parking on Lyric Ave and Griffith Park Blvd
At this time there are no additional safety regulations required of audiences - masking, etc. But if you do feel unwell please stay home. We continue to update our policies at times when health conditions change.
Event Venue & Nearby Stays
Lyric Hyperion Theater & Cafe, 2106 Hyperion Avenue, Los Angeles, United States
USD 17.85 to USD 23.38












